Monday, January 25, 2010 at 4:18PM
Jay Leno, uncontent with stealing Conan O'Brien's show, is now stealing advice given to Conan O'Brien and getting all up in Oprah's warm, hefty bosom. He's going to need it in order to shake off the new Hitler comparisons leveled at him in today's WSJ:
Jay Leno, much like Adolf Hitler, is a master of making secret demands for foreign territory and then acting like the wronged party. First he pretended that he wanted to annex only the first half-hour of Mr. O'Brien's "Tonight Show." Here he was mimicking Hitler, who insisted that he merely wanted to annex the German-speaking Sudetenland, not all of Czechoslovakia.