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Monday
08Feb2010

News of the World

--SKETCHFEST NYC 2010 IS ON. There was some uncertainty as to who would take over the lead production reins this year, but Jeremy Lamb, the producer of Austin's weeklong Out of Bounds comedy festival, is heading up the efforts. If you'd like to perform at it, submissions are now being accepted.

--Comic Book Club's Alex Zalben wrote a comic book, Thor and the Warriors Four, due in stores April 7th.

--Both Comix and Carolines are doing NCAA basketball themed comedy competitions in the near future. Josh Filipowski started an event called March Comedy Madness at Carolines 3 years ago and decided to bring it to Comix for its 4th installment.  However, Carolines would very much also like a comedy competition, so they're hosting their own show called The Final Four.

--Speaking of Comix, we're excited for Tom Green next weekend

--This improv group needs a name and they're offering an alcohol fueled-oily rubdown to the best suggestor.

--The Leno/Letterman/Oprah Super Bowl ad made us feel like we were living inside the lyrics to Aaron Neville's Everybody Plays the Fool. Wut??

--Attention new home buyers who want to take advantage of the 8,000 dollar tax credit: Conan O'Brien's Central Park West apartment is for sale!

--In related news: Just as we warned, Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien content has been STRICKEN FROM THE INTERNET. If you act fast though, you can probably stock up on t-shirts from the NBC Experience Store before the TSWCOB eradication spreads to real life. Just think, ten years from now you can cash in and sell those shirts to the same people who buy 6 packs of Crystal Pepsi on Ebay.

Monday
08Feb2010

Popcorn and Nuts Win the Super Bowl

Since we only watch the Super Bowl for the snacks and the cinderella stories, we were thrilled to see two of our favorite snacks, popcorn & nuts, come from behind and totally win it in the 4th quarter. Emerald Nuts & PopSecret Dolphin Trainer | GS&P
Monday
08Feb2010

The Honey Shot

Adam Wade | Photo: Michael Gallart

  • THE PLUG: Don't miss Adam in "The Adam Wade Show," happening TONIGHT @ 7PM at Under St. Mark's (94 St. Mark's Place) | $5

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Friday
05Feb2010

Colours

Billy Scafuri and Tim Bierbaum, creators of the webcomic The Librarianist, take you to the strange town of Colours every Friday on The Apiary.
Friday
05Feb2010

THE CURIOUS CASE OF: Tiger Woods' Brain Damage

So I was talking to my dad on the phone the other day and our conversation usually consists of painful, prolonged, drawn out silences, but then I thought, "Oh! He's into golf, he must have an opinion on Tiger Woods' shenanigans." And sure enough, it was the best opinion: "Tiger Woods' brain was damaged when his wife hit him with a golf club and she's covering it up and that's why no one's seen him since November." To back up his outrageous claims, he cited the fact that he knew a guy who knew a guy who got in a fight on a golf course in the 1980s and was beaned in the head with a club and WAS NEVER THE SAME AGAIN. Now it's plausible! According to him, Tiger is addled beyond repair and the sex addiction therapy is actually brain swelling reduction therapy.

This brings up a bunch of questions:

  • Encephalitis is funny, right?
  • How long does it take for a mild case of hemorrhaging to stop?
  • Do people with $$$, have better access to brain transplants?

As the days went by, I stopped thinking about these questions because, seriously, who has the time? But then I received a mysterious email from a friend which enclosed a photo that pretty much proves that a surgical procedure had taken place and CLOSES THE CASE LIKE A CLOSING DOOR. (I'm terrible at similes!)

You be the judge:

Friday
05Feb2010

The Honey Shot

Reverse 5: (clockwise from top) Ben Mauk, Tim Martin, Dan Hodapp and Micah Sherman | Photo: Nathan West

  • THE PLUG: Don't miss improv team Reverse 5, performing SAT, FEB 6 @ 7PM at The PIT (feat. | $8

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Thursday
04Feb2010

The Honey Shot

The 'Drelles are Kassi Dougherty and Christina Casa | Photo courtesy of The 'Drelles

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Wednesday
03Feb2010

New Video Wednesday!

Just Ask the Locals - Part 2 | 92YTribeca

Set @ Comix | Dan St. Germain

Blah Blah Blah, Money! | Everything Is Terrible