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Thursday
Sep022010

Live Auditions to Be Held in NY, CHI and LA for Sketchfest NYC 2011

Sketchfest NYC 2011  has just drawn back its curtains and opened its application window (despite a major hurricane coming right at us!):

SKETCHFEST NYC 2011 APPLICATIONS NOW ONLINE

NEW YORK’S INTERNATIONAL SKETCH COMEDY FESTIVAL TO RETURN FOR A SEVENTH YEAR

New York, September 1, 2010 - SketchFest NYC is pleased to announce that applications for New York City’s seventh annual international sketch comedy festival are now available online at SketchFestNYC.com. In addition to our online application, SketchFest NYC will also be holding Live Applications in New York, and for the first time, in Chicago and Los Angeles.
 
The last six years of the Festival have been a huge success, featuring over a hundred different sketch comedy groups from across North America, sold-out shows, standing ovations, and industry attendance from ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, HBO, MTV, VH1, IFC, Fuse, Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, TV Land/Nick at Nite, Discovery Channel, Just For Laughs, Miramax, Tribeca Films, William Morris, ICM and many more.

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Thursday
Sep022010

Fashionable Fuxedos Hit Retail

Wedding season might be winding down but The Fuxedo is always in style.  Stuckey and Murray have begun taking orders for real now on their chic and newly-trademarked onesie. Only $275 while supplies last!

Thursday
Sep022010

THE HONEY SHOT - MICHELLE MARYK

Michelle Maryk | Director of Photography: Todd Bieber

  • THE PLUG: Don't miss Michelle in "UPFRONTS," happening TONIGHT @ 9:30PM (and every Thursday @ 9:30PM in Sept and Oct, except Sept 23) | $5

Wanna plug? E-mail me photo & credit. And join our flickr group. Send 10 days in advance.

Wednesday
Sep012010

News of the World

--Earlier this week, Jon Glaser showed us how to feel comfortable in a ski mask during the summer. Tonight he'll be showing us how to feel comfortable inside another person's body -- he's hosting a preview screening at The UCBT of The Virginity Hit, a film produced by Funny or Die that comes out September 10th.

--The bell tolled for Sara Schaefer's weekly Bell House comedy show Get Off Your Knees. The venue reportedly no longer wanted to host stuff in the front of the space and last night was the final installment (pending relocation).

--The Awl is prepping to launch a comedy site soon called Splitsider; it's helmed by Adam Frucci, a former writer for Gizmodo and current UCB house team member.

--Does anyone remember The Norm Show? The preservationists at Shout Factory did and they're bringing the complete 3-season series to DVD next week.

--Snakes, the rap duo comprised of Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick, are releasing their second CD next week and its called The Network Takeover. Here are some tracks.

Snakes - I Got a Dollar

Snakes - Where in the World is Snakes

--AND FINALLY:  In a matter that's as concerning as when 4-year old Shiloh Jolie Pitt turned to her parents and said, "I want to live and dress like a big burly man!" it's looking like Matt McCarthy's puppy is also refusing to follow the path laid out for it--the darn dog is camera shy!

Wednesday
Sep012010

Conan O'Brien's TBS Show Gets a Name

Tuesday
Aug312010

Back-to-School Checklists of the Stars

By: Meghan O'Keefe

Summer’s over, and it’s time for tweens and teens to head back to school. However, some back-to-school checklists are a little bit different than the typical plaid skirts, number two pencils and box of tissues that most kids have. Here’s a look at what back-to-school means for some of the most famous students in the world:

Taylor Momsen, Gossip Girl starlet & front-woman for The Pretty Reckless
Required Reading: Dirty Blonde: The Diaries of Courtney Love, by Courtney Love
Class Uniform: Julia Roberts' outfit from Pretty Woman. No, not the pretty one. The hooker one.
School Supplies: Kohl Eyeliner, Razor Blades, a Tetanus Shot
A Box of Tissues? Nope. Blowing your nose is so not rock & roll.

Glen, the creepy kid from Mad Men
Required Reading: In Cold Blood, by Truman Capote
Class Uniform: 1960's Tree Farm chic
School Supplies: Box Cutters, a Skeleton Key, a Telescope to Spy on Sally Draper
A Box of Tissues? Nope. His kind of sick can't be helped with Puffs Plus with Aloe.

The Teen Moms from Teen Mom
Required Reading: Rosemary's Baby, by Ira Levin
Class Uniform: Anything that is sexy that also has an elastic waistband.
School Supplies: Diaper Bag, Breast Pump, Diaphragm
A Box of Tissues? Yep. There's going to be a lot of crying in these girls' lives, and most of it won't be coming from their babies.

Bindi the Jungle Girl, the Crocodile Hunter's Daughter
Required Reading: Cujo, by Stephen King
Class Uniform: Safari hat and khaki romper
School Supplies: Butterfly Net, Tranquilizer Darts, Taser
A Box of Tissues? Yep. Only completely recycled and biodegradable.

Justin Bieber, of Justin Bieber fame
Required Reading: The Picture of Dorian Gray, by Oscar Wilde
Class Uniform: Oversized sweatshirt, backwards baseball cap and Dorothy Hamill hair
School Supplies: Tricked Out Tour Bus, Smooth Panty Dropping Harmonies, Appointment for Castrato Operation
A Box of Tissues? Yep. For all the puddles of drool everywhere he goes.

Tuesday
Aug312010

September is National Sketch Writing Month Again

I know most of you are focusing intensely on your onion dicing technique for Salsa Slam, but there's another big event happening in September that will require most or all of your free time: it's the return of National Sketch Writing Month.

National Sketch Writing Month, or NaSkeWriMo for short, came about because of a message board discussion about finding the motivation to write. We decided to borrow the idea behind National Novel Writing Month and declare September to be a month for writing 30 sketches in 30 days.

I asked Ben Ragheb, who co-founded NaSkeWriMo with Michelle Dobrawsky, if he had any words of encouragement for writers who are thinking about doing it and he said, "Just try! I'm surprised by the number of people who hem and haw about whether or not to even to try to do it this year. There's no punishment for writing less than thirty sketches. And you get the benefit of having written some number."

He added, "The first year we did this, I figured everyone would want to keep their sketches private, so the website only provided a way to count how many you wrote. But a lot of people asked about posting the sketches online so last year I added an option to post the title and/or a link to the sketch itself and I think it made the whole month a lot more fun.  This year should be interesting."

So start drafting a plan of attack and get sketchin'. Feel free to send us one of your best ones to share here.

Tuesday
Aug312010

Pee Wee on the Foil Ball that is His Legacy

Pee-wee Herman Show set | Photo: S.W. Johnson"It may sound corny and stupid, but I had an opportunity to come in under the radar and do something important. Sesame Street was already on, but it was very corporate in a certain way, and I just felt I had this opportunity to be entertaining, less 'we're going to learn the letter Q today.' They had that covered. I was going to be lighter and more specific, more like: All your friends got invited to a party, and you didn't. I was so lucky--I was presented with such an opportunity. And if I can pat myself a teeny-tiny amount on the back, I delivered. I was in a position to shape a certain percentage of kids who watched, teach them things that I think are important in life, like the golden rule, and wrap it up in colorful eye candy and make it seem like fun. It would be hard to do that at all today--and I got to do it for five years. And not only that, I can feel the effects still. I'm meeting people who say they are an artist because of my show. It's staggering. People say, 'Do you have any idea what a difference you made?' No, but I’m starting to." -- Paul Reubens in a recent interview with New York Magazine

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