Are you ready to win something?? Imagine we are Oprah and you are you, and you're shrieking because you just won Myq Kaplan's new CD, available now from Live at Comix. omg!

The Comedians magazine calls "a comedy machine, in the best possible way. The way that some machines vend soda or prevent other machines from killing future revolutionaries... that's how Myq Kaplan does comedy: relentlessly, methodically, unblinkingly." Myq recently made his television debut on The Tonight Show and won The Emerging Comic Award at this year's ECNY Awards. His half-hour Comedy Central Presents special .

According to his bio, "Myq enjoys words, social justice, Netflix, and comic books. Also non-comic books, ping-pong, and being great with women. And grammar and run-on sentence fragments. And of course, being hilarious to his demographic, which is anyone who might know the word demographic ."

HOW TO BE A WINNER - TWEET 2 WIN

1) Create a Twitter update that says something like "@theapiary is giving away Myq Kaplan's Vegan Mind Meld CD. I wanna win it!"

2) Send that tweet by the end of this weekend, Sunday at MIDNIGHT (5/2).

3) TWO twitterers who successfully do this will be randomly selected to receive Myq's CD! We'll contact you on Monday if you're one of them. Be sure to check back every Friday for new giveaways and promotions.