Emo Philips' Secret Online Wedding Registry Revealed!

Still not sure what to get newlyweds
Emo Philips
and
Kipleigh Brown
for their big day? According to
their SECRET ONLINE wedding registry
which I found while googling "Emo Philips wedding," they need the same junk you and I desperately crave:
Fiesta dinnerware
and
dozens of Rubbermaid bowls
! Whereas you and I would use these bowls for storing pasta salad, one assumes Emo will be placing them on his head whenever he needs a haircut. Congrats, lovebirds!


