There are 525 thousand 600 minutes in a year, but only 5 business days worth of them are dear enough for the season of love that is Broadway Week on The Apiary.

"Broadway, yecchh! Who cares what the cast of Frasier now does with their lives?," is a reaction most people have to the question, "Want to see a Broadway show?" But in fact, it's no longer just those guys tooling around on stage--the place is crawling with all sorts of A-list comedy types right now. Figured we should see what all the hubbub is.

So, in addition to tips and recaps and other stuff, the following BURNING questions will be answered this week:

• How do I pick a show?

• How do I get cheap tickets?

• Should I wait around after the show to block a Broadway star's limousine dash so he or she could autograph my chest?

• How should I organize and display my mint condition Playbills?

• Won't someone please buy all these Playbills off me?

• Should I see American Idiot before it closes even though the last time I wanted to hear Green Day songs for 90 straight minutes, I was 12 years old and my brain hadn't finished developing?

And others!