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Tuesday
Aug 03 2010

Alternative Titles for the Justin Bieber Biopic

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If you follow Justin Bieber (and really, who doesn't) you already know that in 2011 he'll star in his own biopic. For the few of you who missed , the film will be (Oscar winning director of An Inconvenient Truth), will be in 3D, and may share the title of Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story . Really.

With any movie early in production there is always a chance that the working title won’t stick. As a public service, The Apiary would like to provide some alternative titles.

  • Saturday Night Bieber
  • Justin Bieber: 2 Many: Colons
  • I Starred In My Own Biopic At Age 16. Don’t You Feel Like A Dick Now?
  • None of These Things: Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll
  • Selena
  • Wait, Is My Hair In My Eyes?
  • An Inconvenient Bieber
  • Blood on the Long Island Mall Floor
  • My World (Consists of One Puberty Delaying Hormone Injection After Another)
  • This Money Could Have Gone To Charity
  • Bieberpocalypse: Singlehandedly Ending the 3D Fad
  • This Is Your Daughter's Fault

Reader Comments (1)

This is hilarious. A 3D Bieiber pic when the guy is what like 8 years old? How many sequels will come of that one.

August 5, 2010 |

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