Jay Leno, uncontent with stealing Conan O'Brien's show, is now and . He's going to need it in order to shake off the new Hitler comparisons leveled at him in today's WSJ:

Jay Leno , much like Adolf Hitler, is a master of making secret demands for foreign territory and then acting like the wronged party. First he pretended that he wanted to annex only the first half-hour of Mr. O'Brien's "Tonight Show." Here he was mimicking Hitler, who insisted that he merely wanted to annex the German-speaking Sudetenland, not all of Czechoslovakia.