The Apiary isn't going to sugarcoat everything. Neil Hamburger can't even tell a joke! He coughs every other second, he nervously sips from a glass of water--the guy's a train wreck. His material is so bad he makes Jay Leno look like the son of God. Neil has cancer, but so what! Everyone has a little cancer sometime. Cancer doesn't give us the right to go on stage and eat it EVERY SINGLE SHOW. How does this dude make a living?

If anyone want's to watch him suck balls, he's on a world tour and going to be in town for ONE NIGHT ONLY at tonight. We weren't even gonna talk about it because the show was sold out... BUT PIANOS ADDED A LATE ONE!