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Free Tickets To New Steve Carell Movie, Other Questionable Invitations

Chicago Craigslist. An indispensable resource for fun, futons, and very...questionable proposals.

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingPrint out free tickets to see Steve Carell's new movie, Little Miss Sunshine. Fun!

Science-y type looking for other science-y types. Okay.

Fug on your wedding day? Airbrush away the stress breakouts and dark circles.

Dude wants non-sexual massage partner, male or female. Flexible, or indecisive?

Someone urgently needs a balloon twister. Kinky.

Fellatio workshop offered. Hm. For whom, exactly?

Females "needed" for boat ride. What, are there quotas for licenses or something?

-Elizabeth McQuern


Chicago Cubs Billy Goat Curse

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingThe Great Chicago Fire was blamed on a cow. The Cubs' lack of a World Series victory is blamed on a goat.

Chicago comic Sean Flannery says that Billy Goat Curse t-shirts are still being sold near his pad in Wrigleyville, despite the ridiculousness of the concept, and, of course, the long-deceased status of the goat in question. Oh, well, like the shirt says, at least goat is low-carb, if a bit gamey.

-Elizabeth McQuern


Inside With: Eugene Mirman, Comedian, Writer and Filmmaker

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingEugene Mirman is a New York-based comedian, writer, and filmmaker who, at Hampshire College, achieved every class clown's dream by earning an actual comedy degree. He does stand-up in New York and around the country, opens frequently for Stella, and hosts comedy variety show "Invite Them Up" with Bobby Tisdale every Wednesday night at Cinema Classics (AKA RiFiFi), where guests have included David Cross and Jon Benjamin, Todd Barry, Demetri Martin, Michael Showalter and Zak Orth, Jessi Klein, and Aziz Ansari, just to name a few. He makes frequent appearances on the Conan O'Brien Show as well as Comedy Central's Premium Blend. Eugene has opened for The Shins and toured with Modest Mouse and Yo La Tengo. Last Friday he performed with Aziz Ansari and Todd Barry at the Chicago Pitchfork Festival Pre-Party.

A friend of ours who was at the Pitchfork Festival Pre-Party show at the Metro Friday night said you were really great "as always." What was the show like from your perspective?

I had a great time and the audience was fantastic. Whenever I do comedy at a music event, I always get a little nervous, because you never know if people are going to want to see it or not. I don't want the audience to feel like something is being forced on them. With that said, when people are really into seeing comedy and it goes well, it's great. I'll give it a 9.2.

You seem to be having fun with many forms of media and personal expression: videos, mock protests, phone prankery, film, onstage readings of hate e-mails (with guest appearances from the writers of those e-mails), and, of course, The Magical Crooning Child. Has this made a big difference in raising your profile, and opening up more opportunities for you? Do you think more comics should consider this kind of approach?

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingI do love doing things with different media. I sort of always have. And though I'm sure it raises my profile, so would hosting a game show, but that seems depressing (unless I won the money or was given control of a small country — I don't want to make waves). Mostly, I just love standup, writing, performing, making films, doing odd stunts, etc. Often, in the comedy world, and probably entertainment in general, the industry mostly sees you in one way and pigeonholes you.

When I first got to New York, agents and managers mostly saw me as a TV writer and wanted to submit me for television sketch writing jobs, and though I didn't mind submitting and wanted a job, I also wanted to do standup, voiceovers, acting, directing, etc. But it was hard to get people to work hard to submit me for that stuff, because they didn't really see me that way.

So I got much of what I wanted on my own. I made my own movies, started a weekly show, began putting out records and working on a book. I don't like the idea of waiting around for something to happen. I think people should just make things and try to get it out there. And if along the way you can tease jocks and make sex jokes for money, great. I don't know if other comics should do it or not, but I enjoy it.

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingChicago comedy folks tend to think of New York as "the next step," where bigger things are happening. What do you think is the general impression of New York comics when they visit Chicago (besides "weird, the trains are above ground here")?

I know a lot of comedians and improvisors from Chicago and it seems like a great comedy town. I've never seen any comedy in Chicago, but my impression is it's one of four or five cities in America that has a large, thriving comedy scene. Many of my favorite shows I've done were there. Plus I believe you can swear at some hot dog sellers, bars are open late and I was at a small Mexican diner at 3 AM where a 65 year old lady customer was charmingly kooky. So I bet it's a good comedy town.

While you were in Chicago, did you have enough time to enjoy any local fun, food, drink, etc.?

Yes. Though I would ask some of the bars to turn the music down. I guess I'd say that to many bars in many cities. Nobody wants to yell small talk at each other — it's much more pleasant to ask innocuous questions at a normal volume. One great thing about Chicago is that bars stay open very late. And if you get done with a show at 1 AM you can still unwind with friends and maybe even talk to a crazy drunk before you go to sleep. So that's nice.

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingWhich is more gratifying, releasing a comedy album on SubPop or being the subject of a song by a Belgian punk band?

I guess putting something out on Sub Pop. Though it was exciting finding out that someone in another country took a video of mine and made it into a song. But I got to put a little of the song in a video on the album. So I get the best of both worlds maybe? No? Maybe.

Given that the festival you performed at was called Pitchfork, did you ever wonder if a gentleman with a forked tail might have been involved in making it one of the hottest days this Chicago summer?

I don't think dark magic was involved, but I bet Al Gore has spent the last week sending "I Told You So" cards to former colleagues.

(Below, one of Eugene's many online offerings, a White House protest he staged against...himself.)

-Elizabeth McQuern


Pitchfork Update: Aziz Was Here

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingAziz Ansari has informed us that he did, indeed, perform at Pitchfork, despite a six hour flight delay from NYC.

Says Aziz: "Todd (Barry) and Eugene (Mirman) convinced me to try to do a short set at the end of Sunset Rubdown, which I was pretty sure would be a disaster, but the crowd was really awesome and I ended up doing a full set. I was glad I got to tell my R. Kelly story in Kellz hometown. The Pitchfork Festival was a blast and it was cool to hang out with everyone. I'd love to come back and check out more of the city next time."

Aziz is getting mentioned in press all over the place, has done videos out the wazoo, and is soon to be seen in School for Scoundrels with Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Heder.

Aziz and The Bastion have promised to keep in touch so we can be sure to see him next time he graces a stage here in Chicago. And it totally won't be like that time we exchanged addresses at swim camp with that girl from Bloomington and then never wrote to her. What was her name again?

-Elizabeth McQuern


Jeb Cadwell Hounded by Press

We got word recently that quirky stand-up comedian Jeb Cadwell is being followed.

Followed around by Time Out Chicago’s Steve Hendershot, that is. Hendershot is writing a “week in the life of” article to showcase the more eccentric, out-of-the-way places to see comedy in Chicago. Cadwell took him on a bit of a rollercoaster this past weekend, with stops Sunday at Bad Dog (Your Sunday Best), then to the Mutiny (Open Wound Comedy), and tonight will be seen at the Annoyance Theater for class, then Gunther Murphy’s for an open mic, then over to the Mix for another open mic, and possibly Bird’s Nest, which is starting their Monday nights back up after a short hiatus. Tuesday Cadwell plans to hit the Cork Lounge and Trace.

Whew. We’re tired just writing about it.

In other stand-up comedy-related gossip/news, the Bastion was informed that Mike Bridenstine landed an emcee position with the Improv, coming off his audition showcase last Wednesday. Tonight he can be seen in Zanies' “Rising Stars” showcase. TJ Miller survived the Del Close Marathon in NYC this past weekend and will be reporting in with lots of fun tidbits soon. Robert Buscemi is gearing up for his one-man show/DVD recording September 7 at the Subterranean, and Kara Buller is set to open her four-week one-woman show at the Cornservatory this Friday.