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Dave Hill Won't Correct You If You Mistake Him For Woman
Desperate For Blog Buzz, Real World Comes to Brooklyn
Zubaz Parties Never Go Out of Style
What Are Those Kittens Doing In Those Beds?!
CBS Passes On Secret Public Journal Show
Bea Arthur, The Constantin Stanislavski of Joey Lawrence
Comedy Podcasts Written About, Organized For Easy Downloading
Gin and Tits Run Wild In Coastal Waspy Inlet
RECAP: Boston AltCom Festival Sounded Like Good Time
Eliza Coupe, Aziz Ansari Land Recurring Roles on Scrubs | Via Chuckledumper
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REVIEW WITH WORDS
On the back of the DVD case for season three of Drawn Together, an animated Comedy Central show about cartoons living in a house together "Real World" style, the marketers exclaim that this season features, "MORE animated blood, MORE animated vomit, and MORE animated nipples." That struck me as weird because I understand animated blood and vomit--particularly of the MORE variety--and that it means I will see tons of blood and vomit being spewed everywhere. But what does it mean to have "MORE animated nipples?" How big are these nipples that I need to see them animated MORE than normal? Unless I'm reading that incorrectly and they just mean that there will be MORE npbi (nipples per boob inch). I don't know. I never did open it.
PICTURE REVIEW
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Writer/interviewer Tanner Colby follows up his definitive John Belushi biography with the definitive bio of a man who's life and death would closely mirror that of Belushi's.
Here is Chris Farley as remembered by his family, friends, and colleagues--the true story of a man who lived to make us laugh and died as a result. The Chris Farley Show is an evocative and harrowing portrait of a family trapped by addiction, a father forced to bury a son, and a gifted and kindhearted man ultimately torn apart by the demons inside him.
We have several copies to give away!
The Chris Farley Show, by Tanner Colby and Tom Farley Jr., Viking
HOW TO BE A WINNER
1) Put "The Chris Farley Show" in the subject line of an email addressed to theapiary@gmail.com
2) Send that email before the end of this weekend, SUNDAY @ MIDNIGHT (5/18)
3) If you win, tell your friends via blog/MySpace/or Facebook bulletin that this site made you a winner.
Winners will be selected at random and notified of their winnings shortly after.
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Community Board 6's advisory board lead by Lou Sones (the owner of Brazen Head) is taking action against Union Hall of Park Slope. They are recommending the removal of their liquor license based on a group of about 5 people from Union street, with no facts generated to prove any violations. I repeat... THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY UNION HALL'S LIQUOR LICENSE WITHOUT A SINGLE VIOLATION! If this is allowed it could set a chain-reaction through the night life scene. If they can deny the renewal of a liquor license for an establishment with no violations they will be able to close down anyone they like.
DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN!
The General Board will be meeting on this and other matters at the address and time listed bellow. Show up in numbers with signs stating your support for Union Hall and Brooklyn Nightlife. The press will be there and we have to put the pressure on
5/14/08
Borough Hall
Court Room / 6:30PM
209 Joralemon St
Brooklyn, NY
FUN FACTS
• "Dale Earnhardt Inc. will honor Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes this weekend during the Pontiac Excitement 400 by carrying special nose stripes on all three of the company's Winston Cup Chevrolets." --Nascar.com (May 2, 2002)
• Chris Elliott as Marlon Brando
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QUOTABLE
"You get tired of turning people away." --Mark Flanagan, owner
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A REVIEW WITH WORDS
Todd Glass has the best laugh I've ever heard in my life. It's like a mix between Dan Connor (of Roseanne) yelling at his kids and a chimpanzee. His new podcast with Jimmy Dore and Stefane Zamorano is a weekly podcast where they feature his laugh for anywhere from one to two hours. They take turns getting him mad about something and then making him laugh that he got so mad. It's probably the best podcast I've ever downloaded. Never Not Funny finally has some competition in the Funniest Podcast Available Department (which is between Men's Clothing and Housewares).
A REVIEW WITH AUDIO
http://www.nathansmart.com/mp3s/podcasts/laughcast1.mp3