Hey gang, almost forgot to tell you. We're running TWO great giveaways this weekend. This other one is for a pair of tix to see Colin Quinn's return to Broadway in . Randomly enough, the show is directed by the acclaimed Broadway director, Jerry Seinfeld , who you probably know from his other Broadway smashes: Rock of Ages, Mary Poppins and FELA.

Comically channeling the demise of great world empires, Colin Quinn uses his “articulate brand of comedy” in taking audiences through an uproarious history of the world in 75 minutes. From his personification of Caesar as the original Italian mobster to his complaints about Ancient Greece and Antigone giving way to Costco and Snooki, Quinn is at his satirical best, taking on the attitudes, appetites and bad habits that toppled the world’s most powerful nations. Colin Quinn Long Story Short proves that throughout human history, the joke has always been on us.

HOW TO BE A WINNER

1) Put "Long Story Short on Broadway" in the subject line of an email addressed to [email protected].

2) Send that email to us by TUESDAY - 11/16

3) If you win, tell your friends via your blog or FB status that The Apiary made you a winner -- it's so easy!

One winner will be selected at random to receive a pair of tickets--you'll be notified Tuesday if you're the one. The tickets are good for select dates between December and January. You should live in close proximity to Broadway if you're going to enter.