Upon introduction at Friday's edition of the --a SLIGHTLY nerdy late night talk show hosted by Daily Show staffer, Elliott Kalan--a larger than life STEPHEN COLBERT steps into the spotlight, blowing dramatic kisses, bowing grandly--basking in the polite applause of the SOLD OUT crowd of the tiny theatre.

ENTHRALLING NEWS REVEALED DURING HIS SEGMENT
--It's actually COL-BURT. Not COL-BARE.
--Stephen Colbert IS NOT related to 1930's cinema starlet Claudette Colbert.

--Stephen listens to .

SPOTTED!
ENORMOUS CELEBRITIES paced out front of the theatre before showtime, like:
Late Night's Andy Blitz !

AND

Colbert's BFF4L/Strangers With Candy genius - PAUL DINELLO . We just happened to overhear him tell a fan he's working with Amy Sedaris to help finish her upcoming book and that he's flying to LA today for business! ...but what kind of business?

UNRELATED!
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