Let's think logically. Grueling 80 hour work weeks, all night writing sessions, all-day read throughs-- there's just no time for burping babies. As mildly amusing and creepy as it might be to hear anecdotes about Robert Smigel or Don Pardo changing Tina Fetus' diapers like Uncle Joey wrapping Michelle in a roll of paper towels on Full House, let's allow reality to kick us in the junk--this WILL be Tina's last season on the show. You heard it here first.

Can we look at history to get a grim glimpse of the future? Sure. Ana Gasteyer was the first pregant player to be on the cast of SNL. Where is she now? Not on the show anymore! Molly Shannon was preggers too and what's she up to? Off makin' movies!

Yeah yeah. We should be happy for Tina. It's her body, her choice...

But what about our needs?? We want more of Tina Fey's brain!

May 21st is the frown-filled final Fey episode of SNL.