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Lance Armstrong-Approved Comedy!

Live Strong!This Friday marks the premiere performance of Three Companeros at the UCB. (If we wasn't typing on a crappy keyboard, we would've put one of those squigglies over the 'n'. You'll just have to imagine its curvaceous glory.)

The show is a parody of Three's Company, but instead of the wacky sexual hijinks of Jack, Janet and Chrissy/Cindy/Terri, be prepared for the wacky sexual tension of Lance Armstrong, Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey! The trio not only share a beachfront Malibu apartment together, but also the affections for their landlord's beautiful visitor.

Which studly celebrity will get the gal? Will the trio's friendship survive? Is there any way we can buy a bottle of their potent testosterone to make our "disco patch" of chest hair finally grow in completely? Those questions -- probably not the last one -- and more will be answered this Friday, and we're guessing there'll be a few surprises to boot.

Writer/director Amy Rhodes got her own surprise this past week:

The REAL Lance Armstrong found out about the show over the weekend and sent word that it sounds funny and wanted to know which of the three of them winds up getting the girl in the end... We told him to come see the show to find out!

Oh that Lance, always worried about the ladies. (For the record, our money's on the landlord; Roper was always one hell of a poon-hound.)

The show stars Drew Droege, Taran Killam, Robert Lambert, Cassie Pappas, and Bryan Safi.
Head this way to make your reservations. (11:00pm, $5)

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