Kathy Griffin Heading to Lakeshore, Ducking Bullets

Chicago native and stand-up comedian Kathy Griffin will be performing at the Lakeshore Theater in October. In the meantime, does she need to beef up security? Does someone want Kathy Griffin dead? According to TMZ, "a short while after our cameras caught Kathy Griffin walking out of Teddys at the Roosevelt Hotel on Hollywood Blvd., someone inside a passing vehicle opened fire toward the club. As the panicked crowd ducked for cover, the lead continued to fly. On this video, a bullet can be heard whizzing past our cameraman's head as he continues to roll. At least one person was injured..."

While we are relieved that Miss Griffin was not injured, we wonder who might be topping the list of most-wanted suspects. Who has the biggest grudge against Kathy? Lindsay Lohan? The Olsen Twins? Renee Zellweger? Yeah, we can picture Zellweger leaning out of an Escalade with a semi-automatic. It was probably her.

- Elizabeth McQuern