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Wednesday
Jul212010

Casting Advice From Someone With Questionable Sensibilities: The Hulk

By: Brian Perry

You blew it again Hollywood! Casting Mark Ruffalo as The Hulk for the upcoming Avengers movie--seriously Hollywood, are you the land of a million stupid idiots?

Replacing Ed Norton with Mark Ruffalo is like replacing Burger King with McDonalds – most people aren’t even going to notice the difference and both will just send you to the shitter anyway. The general public doesn't want a Hulk who is 'acting.' We want action and special effects with none of the distractions of character and drama. The last thing we want to see is actors or directors who are trying to legitimize superhero movies. It just doesn't work - that's why The Dark Knight was such a colossal diappointment.

Give us a Hulk who kicks ass and is the real thing. Give us the next Lou Ferrigno. Think that guy was acting? Think again. That guy can’t even pronounce the word acting.

This is the part where I save the movie business. There is only one man left who can bring some integrity back to the role of Hulk.

Mel Gibson.

Trust me. It’s time for the world’s first reality superhero.  As Hulk, Mel Gibson would be raw, real, and a dangerously thrilling liability on the set. Just paint him green, stand Samuel L. Jackson next to Scarlett Johansson in her revealing Black Widow suit and roll the cameras as the inevitable outburst begins.

HULK SMASH!!! HULK ALSO BE RACIST, THREATEN ARSON, DEMAND BLOW JOBS AND ALLEGEDLY COMMIT DOMESTIC ABUSE!!!! RAAAWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!

That's not acting folks.  Mel Gibson's a real superhero.

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