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Wednesday
Nov252009

Sensible Thanksgiving Tips

We're signing out until next Monday so we have more time to stuff food in our pieholes and shop. In the meantime, here are some items to help you through the holiday.

TIPS FOR MAKING THE MOST OF YOUR THANKSGIVING BREAK

--Poke holes in the plastic film before microwaving your dinner.

--Don't trample anyone at Wal-Mart.

--There is NO PRICE that makes Entourage worth buying on DVD.

--Save the awkward dinner table revelations for your gay wedding.

--Relatives want to hear stories about your glamorous life in New York, just repurpose some Sex and the City or Law and Order plotline and make it your own.

--The earlier you get to the airport, the more time you'll have to Twitter about how you're at the airport.

--Score points with the in-laws by not being a total asshole.

--Oh, and then there's this:

Have a good one!