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Thursday
Nov052009

(B)AD Dialogue: Featuring The Neck Tube

Terrible ads and the imagined smalltalk of the people stuck within them: (B)AD Dialogue.

PHOTOGRAPHER: What size Neck Tube do you wear?

MODEL: Small.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Great, throw this on. Now collapse onto this child's stool, pretend you're barely clinging to consciousness. Feel the Neck Tube. Become the Neck Tube.

MODEL: Like this?

PHOTOGRAPHER: Yes, but with less smizing.

Create your own dialogue in the comments! Or not!