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Alternative Titles for the Justin Bieber Biopic

By: Brian Perry

If you follow Justin Bieber on Twitter (and really, who doesn't) you already know that in 2011 he'll star in his own biopic. For the few of you who missed the news, the film will be directed by Davis Guggenheim (Oscar winning director of An Inconvenient Truth), will be in 3D, and may share the title of his upcoming memoir Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story. Really.

With any movie early in production there is always a chance that the working title won’t stick. As a public service, The Apiary would like to provide some alternative titles.

  • Saturday Night Bieber
  • Justin Bieber: 2 Many: Colons
  • I Starred In My Own Biopic At Age 16. Don’t You Feel Like A Dick Now?
  • None of These Things: Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll
  • Selena
  • Wait, Is My Hair In My Eyes?
  • An Inconvenient Bieber
  • Blood on the Long Island Mall Floor
  • My World (Consists of One Puberty Delaying Hormone Injection After Another)
  • This Money Could Have Gone To Charity
  • Bieberpocalypse: Singlehandedly Ending the 3D Fad
  • This Is Your Daughter's Fault