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Feb102010

Should These Toyota Jokes Be Recalled?

Toyota made 8.5 million cars with faulty floor mats and now we're going to hear Toyota jokes for the rest of our lives! Can't we just burn all their factories to the ground instead?? Some jokes we've seen have been pretty good, but many have been not so good. We picked out a few of the more questionable one-liners we've encountered on Twitter and asked David Angelo, Time Out's 2009 Joke of the Year winner, to comment on them.

"I just bought a new car and I'm really excited. A 2010 Toyota Recall. It gets 30 miles to the gallon, but it's made out of legos and C4." - @hodgesmusic

Legos and C4 sound pretty unsafe!  If you wanted to heighten that even further, you could say "it's made out of auto parts manufactured in America."

 

"Toyota (acronym) This One You Oughta Tow Away." - @vizmagnafarta

I like any acronym joke that hints at someone gesticulating with their thumb to indicate what is being discussed.

 

"Will the toyota ceo commit hiri kiri?" - @adamjlovell

Dude, that's a stereotype.  He'll probably just put on a kimono, drink some tea, and prune his bonsai!  The CEO is a smart guy.  He drives a Honda!

 

"Toyota - Putting the "liability" in "reliability."" - @standupfalldown

Seriously!  I told the dealer my Camry smashed through the garage into my living room.  He just shook his head and said "them's the brakes!" (See, I can do it worse than anyone!)

 

"Are you sure OJ was driving a Bronco? Sounds a lot like a Toyota..." - @sucittaM

Nice visual, but your OJ reference is about 5 years too late.

 

 

"I hope Toyota doesn't make parts for Hoveround." - @sircamels

No idea what Hoveround is.  Sounds like an english cracker - in which case I'm sure Mitsubishi makes all the parts.

 

"The unstoppable force and immovable object has been updated. Now known as the Toyota and the crushed Haitian." - @kwaig

Look, it's fine to make fun of Toyota.  That's just another iteration of our historic Yellow Peril fears.  But we've only just begun to lay the groundwork for institutionalizing our racism towards Caribbean refugees.  Don't ruin this for us, kwaig!  Play it cool for a few more weeks!

 

"Complaints about steering problems with Toyota Corollas. (Cars pull to right when Rush is on the radio & to the left when NPR is on?)." - @jhillery

I'm pretty sure it's a standard feature that all Prius' will convert Rush Limbaugh's voice into tracks from David Crosby's solo album "If I Could Only Remember My Name" - which had his name printed right on the jacket, for chrissake.  Stephen Stills never pulled that bullshit.

Has anyone considered that Toyota owners are just shitty drivers? Good night, New York, wherever you are!

Know any good ones?

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Reader Comments (13)

Toyota ;o) "Moving Forward"
Constantly! And unable to stop-So get outta the way!

btw- Hoveround is an electric wheelchair/scooter marketed to senior citizens at 3:00 am. Similar to the Rascal. High Tech Rechargable Electric Racing Vehicles approved for Indoor Use! Built right here in the USA! As Seen on TV!

February 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRockinGTR

there new jingle.
toyota! oh what a feeling.......recall.

February 12, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterwhatsthisfor

TOYOTA, moving forward
even when you don't want to

February 14, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterfordman

Hay, I am texting you from my new Toyota Prius, would love to chat more but sorry, Can't Stop !!!!

The think tank at Toyota has once again proven how innovative they are. They've successfully made every business and store in America a drive-thru. (along with many homes)

February 20, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDave Ellis

The think tank at Toyota has once again proven how innovative they are. They've successfully made every business and store in America a drive-thru. (along with many homes)

February 20, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDave Ellis

I want to be like a toyota moving forward and unstoppable

March 1, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDon't worry about it

Life is like a toyota always moving forward and unstoppable.

March 1, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterYou know what to do

Toyota: Innovation never stops... ever.

March 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRob

Toyota - "Moving Forward" - Even when you let your foot off the gas pedal..
Toyota - "Moving Forward" - Even when you stomp on the brakes..
Toyota - "Moving Forward" - Even when you shift into neutral & pull the E-brake.
Toyota - "Moving Forward" - Until it slams into the back of a semi-truck @ 110 mph

March 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBuyAmericanPlease

Toyota- We're helping you put the pedal to the metal!

March 31, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterdouglas

Toyota: Moving forward. And then not being able to stop.

October 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterYO Mama

Toyota owners were urged to stop driving recalled Toyota vehicles on Wednesday. The Toyota recall has led to a lot of worry about Toyota vehicles on the road right now, and Department of Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood made a big statement today while speaking to a House committee. In that meeting he stated, "My advice is if anyone owns one of these vehicles stop driving it and take it to Toyota dealer because they believe they have a fix for it."

Ali Raza
~(toyota navigation system)

July 12, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterAli Raza

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