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Metro Newspaper: Maintaining its Comedic Edge

Metro, the free daily commuter paper allegedly read by 300,000 people, recently added a featurette called Stand Up Sit Down. The column is basically a platform soliciting comedic people to tell a single joke. A mustachioed and bathrobe clad Seth Morris, made Tuesday's edition. His bit was about how New York City is like an abusive boyfriend. You can download the whole 20 meg PDF of the paper here, have a quick laugh, then immediately move it to the recycling bin--just like in real life.

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Reader Comments (3)

I read that Sean Combs "P,Diddy" was looking for a new Name.After following Sean Combs career for all these years his demeanor about life has change.He has grown in to this well season mature man and seems more comfortable in his skinMeaning (About who he is)

My suggestion will be to stick with his initial and call him (Suga Combs)like Honey Combs why stray when your really name has it all.Thank you,Marcia James
July 21, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterMarcia James
His new name should sound the same but mean something.How about P. IDDY-IT

Thanks, Mike Miller
July 21, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterMike Miller
Are you guys both real? Why have two people commented on a post from a month ago?
July 21, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterThe Apiary

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