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David Cross Impersonator in NYC

Gawker picked up the story about the David Cross look-a-like prowling the dark streets for honeys and David responded to them!

"But here's how you can instantly tell whether or not it's me - ask to see my tattoo. It's on my right arm/shoulder and it's an intricate depiction of a Max Fleisher-esque smiling pig standing upright and serving you his own ribs straight from his open chest (because let's be honest, I love bar-b-que).

If this guy won't show that to you or he doesn't have that tattoo, call him on his shit and humiliate him in front of everybody."

Gawker also points to a recent Gawker Stalker item that says:

My friend and I were walking home on Houston around 3:00 AM on Halloween night when suddenly she shrieked and grabbed this guy in a hoodie and a baseball cap. It was David Cross! He was game for getting a picture with us, and then I kinda sorta browbeat him into letting us buy him a drink at Lit (he was meeting friends there). He later apologized for letting me buy him a drink, even though I insisted and the bartender basically charged us nothing. All night strangers were talking to him and buying him drinks and he was really nice and patient about everything. He even gave some life advice to my friend and consented to sign her gourd."

Did these two innocent, shrieking girls ever see David's tattoo that night? Or did they callously end up on the receiving end of a David Cross Imposter Double Shocker???

Reader Comments (3)

Who knew the world of edgy comedy could be so creepy?
November 4, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterTim
hey! i was the one who posted that gawker sighting, and after i read david cross's post to gawker about how to tell the difference, i was positive it was him. so, we are safe there. no shocker. he was a gentleman.
November 4, 2005 | Unregistered Commentermj
November 4, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterAPIARY

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