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Mortified @ The Magnet Theatre - 9.30.05

Mortified invites readers to share their most compromising and angsty personal writings from their teenage years. Here are some photos from this past weekend's SOLD OUT show at the 74-seat Magnet Theatre.

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Giulia Rozzi reads an excerpt from her 10th grade diary that rivals the frantic, dramatic intensity of "Out, out, damn spot!" in Shakespeare's Macbeth.

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Shawn Hollenbach reinvents "Twas the Night Before Christmas"

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Margot Leitman used to pray to God every night before she fell asleep to have Him tell TEEN ICON Kirk Cameron to telepathically send her acting tips and career success. Kirk Cameron answered those prayers and Margot landed a solo in The Wiz.

--SPOTTED - Writer and COMEDY/SEX ENTHUSIAST Rachel Kramer Bussell with her family.

--According to Giulia, the producer of Mortified, the show is looking for more readers. Contact her for more info. We all have embarrassingly awesome notes and diaries laying around somewhere.

Photos of the rest of the readers after the hump
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Mathew Star

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Jen MacNeil

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Sara J. Allocco and some dude

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Victoria Scroggins

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Daiva "There is no happiness left in me" Dupree

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Jon Friedman

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Reader Comments (4)

Nate, you are going to have to teach me the secret to taking good photos. Mine...didn't come out this well, let's just say (though I did get awesome cupcake photos). This was such a great show, seriously people, you should check it out.
October 3, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterRachel
I agree with RKB, mine are poop compared to these. I am stealing them :)
October 3, 2005 | Unregistered Commentergiulia
I may be wrong since his face is pretty small in this picture, but it looks to me like the gentleman identified as "some dude" might be Dan Dratch, writer for Monk, brother to Rachel, teacher of TV writing classes at the UCBT, and all-around good guy.

However, my fuzzy eyes may deceive me.
October 4, 2005 | Unregistered Commenterdan mccoy
Quality pictures that is for sure. Must have a high quality camera - which I suppose goes without saying!
July 9, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSteve

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