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May 2, 2008

The Apiary Has Been Online For 3 Years

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usWe checked our mailbox this afternoon and found ZERO birthday cards despite us quietly turning 3 today. That's okay, nothing's gonna bring us down on our birthday. Although... the lack of cards has given us more time to reflect on how old we are.

SOME INCISIVE THOUGHTS ON AGING

  • This site is SO OLD... that if it was existing in the Midwest and not NYC, its kid's first grade photo would be its Myspace page picture.
  • This site is SO NOT WITH THE TIMES... it thinks youth culture is one of the probiotics found in a tub of Activia.
  • This site is SO WELL VERSED IN BIRTHDAYS... that it would love to spend $50 on your birthday dinner but it's swamped at work. Is it okay if the site met you at the bar afterwards?
  • This site is SO DEPRESSED... that birthdays only serve to remind it of the Six Feet Under series finale. :(
  • Jeez, that was an unexpected downer! In all seriousness, birthdays are great and we're glad to be spending them with you and the rest of this faceless mass of anonymous lurkers. Thanks for reading for THREE YEARS. We think we're accomplishing something here still. At any rate, here's a fun birthday song about how things could've been so much different if we weren't aborted.

    THEN AND NOW
    The Apiary's first month of existence

    Posted by The Apiary at May 2, 2008 2:05 PM

    Comments

    happy b'doy!!

    Posted by: soce at May 2, 2008 2:24 PM

    Happy Birthday, Apiary!

    Posted by: Sara Benincasa at May 2, 2008 3:15 PM

    have a birthday at mcdonald's so we can all have some orange drink

    Posted by: keith h. at May 2, 2008 4:02 PM

    Hapiary Birpdiary!

    Posted by: Klaus_Kinski at May 2, 2008 4:05 PM

    "Happy" "birthday".

    Posted by: Dan Dickinson at May 2, 2008 4:29 PM

    Happy birthday you old hag!

    Posted by: Billy at May 2, 2008 6:36 PM

    Happy birthday and congrats!

    Posted by: Dave at May 2, 2008 11:19 PM

    Happy b-day

    Lemme know if you get those Jimmy Choos

    Posted by: Mo! at May 3, 2008 10:55 AM

    Right! You had to have your birthday on our 10 year wedding anniversary! Well, hope it was happier than a retard in a room full of bubble wrap. But enough about our President.

    Posted by: Billy Reno at May 4, 2008 9:29 AM

    Happy birthday! I got you a time machine. Join me on a stationary motorcycle at Showbiz, and later I'll buy you a silly straw with my ski-ball tickets. Then we can go prematurely gray by peeking under the performance curtain at Fatz the Gorilla and have a custody battle over the tiny ball in the ball pit.

    Posted by: Abbi Crutchfield at May 5, 2008 12:08 PM

    Thanks everyone! Some of you have been here since the beginning practically.

    Posted by: Nate at May 5, 2008 3:17 PM

    A belated happy birthday, you fine website, you....

    Posted by: Matt S. at May 6, 2008 2:44 PM

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