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March 18, 2008
Bathing Buddies: Craig Bierko and Sara Benincasa?
In news that has nothing to do with Gallagher, BestWeekEver posted a vid today of a fresh Super Deluxe series called Bathing With Bierko. In it, actor Craig Bierko exfoliates John Malkovich's tender skin while he interviews him. One Apiary reader noted that the premise is quite similar to Nerve.com's Tub Talk with Sara B, except not all about railing people.
We asked Sara Benincasa, who found out about this troubling news via the Internet, to comment on the matter:
Some quick Wikipedia searching indicates that this accomplished actor of stage and screen, Craig Bierko, probably has more money than I do, as well as a much higher production budget... but I will not be defeated! I intend to challenge him to a cross-continental bathtub duel. Craig Bierko will feel my wrath, and it will singe his very soul!
Posted by The Apiary at March 18, 2008 2:39 PM
Comments
Bathing with John Malkovich.. hot.
Posted by: soce at March 18, 2008 5:09 PM
Bathing with Anya Garrett, Sara Jo Allocco, Brandy Barber, Andy Borowitz, Mike Burns, John F. O'Donnell, Reggie Watts, John Mulaney, Lang Fisher, Becky Donohue, Jonathan Ames, and Adam Wade, just to name a few: hotter.
Posted by: SaraBenincasa at March 18, 2008 5:40 PM
oh.. snap
Posted by: soce at March 18, 2008 6:07 PM
You can get in my tub anytime, you Elemental Wizard!!!
Posted by: SaraBenincasa at March 18, 2008 7:00 PM
Now THAT'S HOT!!! Rrawrr!
Posted by: soce at March 18, 2008 7:16 PM
How about we bring this full circle and give Kathy Najimy a series on Funny Or Die where she interviews Benincasa during a bikini wax?
Posted by: eliot at March 19, 2008 1:12 AM
GLAZER! Your genius is beyond compare. I love it!
Posted by: SaraBenincasa at March 19, 2008 10:15 AM
Y'all stay tuned for my interview series, "Power Shower: With Billy Reno" My first guest is Hurley, from "Lost!".
Posted by: Billy Reno at March 19, 2008 11:35 AM
Billy Reno. That is deeply disturbing, yet oddly beautiful.
Posted by: SaraBenincasa at March 19, 2008 2:02 PM