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August 20, 2007
Totally IN | Creepy Southerner T-Shirts
When you live in NYC for a while, you start to lose track of the trends taking hold of the rest of the nation. The Apiary was secretly in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina for a couple days last week, living the freelancer dream. While there, we couldn't locate any organized comedy to speak of, but we were able to do some trendspotting and discovered what very well could be the biggest rage in men's apparel since The Big Johnson Corp. and Co-Ed Naked Ltd. set the world on fire in 1995:
Hillbilly T's Featuring Creepy, Muscular Anthropomorphic Animals
Shirts with lightning are out. These are TOTALLY IN!
Off the Chain's Fall line combines our love of both dogfighting and half-puppy half-humanoid mutants
Here we have a multi-headed beast with the kind of biceps that'll make you think twice about stopping after only three sets of curls at the gym. On a scale of 1 to Bigorexic Crises Caused by Any Given Issue of Men's Fitness, we give this shirt a 6.
This one appeals to fashionistas who want to shoot this creature in the head and/or get fucked by it.
Posted by The Apiary at August 20, 2007 4:49 PM
Comments
I always thought that More Bang for Your Buck would be a great slogan for a hunting supply store
Posted by: Keith Whitener at August 20, 2007 6:42 PM