Okay, if that weed was fake that Kambri was giving out, why did I just see my dead grandmother crawling up my leg with a knife in her teeth? Fuck, I need Doritos!

after examining that photo it has become clear that, unfortunately, the frumpy nick kroll imposter is frumpy nick kroll. better described by one of the Vice commenters as:
underground hip hop woody allen.

Look at the Radar post about the Dane Cook thing. The first (and currently only) comment on it refers to a "gender genie." It's an internet contraption that you can enter text into to see (according to an algorithm) whether or not the text was written by a man or a woman. According to that commenters analysis, the Dane Cook text was written by a woman. But I wrote a 70-word piece of fiction and sent it through the "gender genie" and it suggested it was written by a man.

So, either:

a) I'm a butch.
b) Dane Cook is a pussy.
c) Dane Cook didn't write to Alex.
d) None of the above.
e) All of the above.

p.s. - I don't think you look that frumpy, Nick.

Wait? That's really Nick? Someone sent that link in saying that was him, but I thought this person was kidding. Oops! Fabrice Fabrice 4-Ever!!