You and your comedy-writing partner Matt Oberg are performing "Adult Contemporary: Super smooth sketch comedy jams" on Thursday. Please give me a teaser for the show.
I blow myself while Matt gives me a reach-around. And then a whole bunch of hot, horny women have sex with you. It's awesome, man.

Seriously? It's sketch comedy. It's funny. Come see so you can tell your friends "I saw those guys in a little theater before anybody knew who they really were..."

True or false: Winning a fourth Emmy is sweeter than winning the third.
False. The sweetest part is paying for a rented tux the night after losing in all seven categories you were nominated for in your last go-around as a legitimate TV news reporter.

Are your Emmys on a shelf somewhere in your home?
One (my first) is at my mom's house. Two are on our fireplace mantle (at a slight angle -- per the Academy's instructions). The final one is tucked behind some crap near my home computer. All of them are "G--damn dust collectors!" -- according to my wife.

I heard you're a dabbler in the standup. Do you still scribble down notes for potential material? Can you give me something you've seen or heard recently that struck you as potential standup material?
Couple of things I've written down recently... 1.) Signs that I'm getting older: I'm using the phrase "riff-raff" to desribe the younger generation; I think those tennis shoes with wheels on them are dangerous; I look for all available exits when I enter movie theaters. 2.) You are NOT truly part of the computer generation if: you played the original Pong and thought it was AWESOME; you remember when TV programming wasn't 24-hours, around-the-clock; you had to change the channel by hand.

Tell us something about Jon Stewart that will make us go, "Huh, that's not interesting at all."
He's kinda short.

Please do the same with Rebecca Romijn.
She's tall, skinny and very nice.

I would describe NewzViewz to someone who's never seen it as a melding of the community-driven nature of a message board/chatroom with real-time news broadcasting. How would you describe it? And who's on the short list of "guest comedian friends" who are going to be on the show?
I would describe it as the future of news and entertainment programming now. Totally interactive and totally of the people. Basically, it doesn't suck.

Some of the funniest and smartest comedians I know -- or have worked with -- are people many have never heard of. They don't have the credits (yet) that make them house-hold names, for whatever reason. I'm looking forward to giving them a forum on the show to be seen and heard -- by a large audience -- for the first time. Heading that list are Negin Farsad and Alex Zalben. More to come. More to come...

And finally, most people who are involved in comedy in some way can cite siblings or their parent(s) for helping them form their sense of humor. Was that true in your life? And are you, or do you have plans, to push comedy onto your own son?

Yeah, my dad loved to joke around. He also loved to debate current events. Those two things have, obviously, been a big influence in my life.

His sense of humor was strange though, man. For instance, he was a veterinarian and, growing up, his kids all took turns working at his clinic during the summer months. And with each child (I'm the youngest of 6), he pulled the same practical joke:

He'd pull a dog from a cage and tell you to hold him while he went to get something. In the meantime, you'd pet the dog, bond with it, you know. Then he'd come back in the room and instruct you, "Now, hold the dog tight. I'm going to give him a shot." You'd hold the dog tight. He'd give it a shot. And then, suddenly, the dog would collapse in your arms. He'd turn to you and say, "What did you do? You held the dog too tight!" When he saw panic come over your face, he'd then laugh and say, "It's O.K.! I just put him to sleep!"

That was my dad, ladies and gentlemen. No wonder, I'm a little off, huh?

As far as my son goes...I hope his life is filled with laughter and, no matter what he does , I hope he goes about it with a smile on his face and joy in his heart -- unlike too many "comedians" in my opinion. For a profession built around making people laugh, there are far too many of us "professionals" who are a-holes and take ourselves far too seriously.

I'm out to change that by God!!!

Keith Huang is a regular contributor to Gelf Magazine. He swears he's currently working on an article about one of his favorite Adult Swim shows, Squidbillies.