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By: Keith Huang »
July 24, 2006
Developing: Scott Curry Might Not Be a Fish Catcher and CNN Might Be a Lying Sack of Poop
Did CNN lie to us? Last week CNN broke the story that Scott Curry caught a fish in East Texas. According to R.J.--a random commenter whom we have no reason to believe is lying--Mr. Curry DID NOT catch the fish after all. This EARTHDESTROYING comment landed in the inbox:
Name: R.J.
Email Address: ROLLERBLADER1090@YAHOO.COMI AM THE ONE WHO CAUGHT THE FISH AND IT IS A PACU AND HE JUST HELPED PICK IT UP HE WENT ON TV CUS I DID NOT WANT TO AND THEN HE TRIED TO TAKE FULL CREDIT SO THAT IS THE TRUE STORY
Whoa. This is almost too much to handle. What do you mean he didn't catch the fish? The graphic clearly says, "Scott Curry, Caught Fish." You mean we've all been deceived?? CNN never mentioned Rollerblader1090 in their report. What kind of pitiful house of lies is CNN trying to construct?
Posted by The Apiary at July 24, 2006 2:30 PM
Comments
That really was my Dad, tho, talking about carp.
Posted by: Carolyn at July 24, 2006 3:21 PM
Hmmm. The plot thickens. Thanks for the reportage. I am intrigued.
I love fish news for some reason. I look back fondly on the Northern snakehead situation.
Carolyn, your dad's speech was outstanding. I linked to it on an internet:
http://fortdrastic.com/?p=2561
I did refer to you in the post as "some girl", twice, but in a very respectful way.
Posted by: Mike at July 24, 2006 3:35 PM
Thanks, Mike. You really know how to treat a lady. People usually just call me girl, or some.
Posted by: Carolyn at July 24, 2006 4:54 PM
I just want to add that the IP address of the person who left that comment is trackable to Texas.
Posted by: Nate at July 24, 2006 11:31 PM