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June 6, 2006
Shocking Baby Bump Shockers!
Writer/comedian Susie Felber made the SHOCKING announcement on her site that she is expecting a large baby to emerge from her body in late October. This will be the first child for Susie and her husband.
Susie Felber, photo via Kambri Crews
There's even more baby mama drama! Confirmation hasn't been established, but A SOURCE WHO WILL BE KEPT UNIDENTIFIED has sent in the following bold allegation along with some damning MS Paint infused-photographic evidence:
Is that a bump? Biz Ellis (SketchFest Producer / MEAT) and Stefan Lawrence (SketchFest Art Director / Elephant Larry) have been pretty hot and heavy since last years SketchFest. After a Sketch Camp Vegas trip in April, Biz hasn't been seen smoking like she used to, plus she has been talking about how great it is to have a day job and insurance.
Stefan Lawrence and Biz Ellis
Posted by The Apiary at June 6, 2006 11:04 AM
Comments
Love the tabloid coverage of the comedy scene!
(All you need to do now is add a picture of a rotund boy improvisor or stand-up with a, "Is that a bump?" arrow and it will be complete.)
Posted by: Just Like Us at June 6, 2006 3:29 PM
Looks like somebody around here started a trend...
Posted by: Carolyn at June 6, 2006 4:17 PM
Hooray for Susie and her future Felberette!
p.s. Please don't say "bump", even in the service of comedy. Us Weekly says bump and it's sickening. Call it a growth like normal people!
Posted by: Anthony at June 6, 2006 10:26 PM
I like "Growth"--it's catchy. I forgot to mention that Susie isn't growthed-up in that pic, so don't think she's trying to drink her bump away.
Posted by: Nate at June 7, 2006 10:59 AM