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February 13, 2006

Take the One You Love to the City's Hottest Valentine's Day Themed Shows

Monday, February 13th:
Love Sucks

Roses have thorns. Chocolate makes you fat. Kisses give you herpes. And hearts only get broken.

Valentine's Day sucks! Join Jackie Clarke as she hosts the UCB Theater's ode to all things lame and horrible about that four-letter word: love.

Mon Feb 13, 2006
8:00 pm $5

14 Kisses

In honor of Valentine's Day, come see your favorite UCBT performers get hot and heavy with each other in a sketch show full of everyone's favorite pastime: makin' out.

Hosted by Eliza Skinner
Starring: Bobby Moynihan, Rebekka Johnson, Greg Burke, Rob Lathan, Chris Kula, Susannah Beckett, Megan Neuringer, Eli Newell, Justin Purnell, Charlie Sanders, Angeliki George, Bob Acevedo, & Nate Lang.

Mon Feb 13, 2006
9:30 pm $5

The Valentine's Guide is continued after the hump.

Tell Your Friends: My Funny Valentine

Bob Powers
is the creator of the cult hits girlsarepretty.com and "How To Kick People." He has a book coming out called "Happy Cruelty Day," and he's heading for the Aspen Comedy Festival.

Liam McEneaney
is from Comedy Central's "Premium Blend," "Best Week Ever," and a writer for "Friday Night w/ Greg Giraldo"

Keith Farnan
is our guest from Ireland. He won the Gong Show at the Comedy Store in London, which is a big deal there.

Amanda Melson
a writer for "Friday Night w/ Greg Giraldo," the famous "Saturday Night Rewritten," and "Sara Schaefer Is Obsessed With You"

The Fools, North/South Records' moody, introspective folk duo, whose dynamic lies somewhere between Neil Young and the Indigo Girls

AND Another Guest

Tuesday, February 14th:
Elephant Larry Has No Girlfriends

Elephant Larry has no girlfriends.

None. Not even a little one.

Whether this is true or not, this is our story and we're sticking to it.

Why else would we be doing a Valentine's Day show, right? Well, because the P.I.T. is putting together an awesome night of comedy/love stuff and you should fricking be there, that's why!

The PIT
7:00 PM
$5

WYSIWIG Reading Showcase: Worst Sex Ever 3

Featuring:
Todd Levin
John "Jonno" D'Addario
Hanne Blank
Greg Walloch
Desiree Burch
The Assimilated Negro
Audacia Ray
Emily Deprang
7:30 p.m. at P.S. 122
150 1st Ave. at East 9th St.
$7

The Dating Game

It's the show that has led to two committed relationships, a marriage, and a baby. Seriously. It's The Dating Game, and for the third year we're on a mission to find you a mate.

"Who would have thought we'd be closing in on our two-year annivesary of the first PIT Dating Game with rings on our fingers and a bun in the oven! It's the first improv show which actually proved to be a lifechanging experiece." — Ken & Vanessa, PIT Dating Game Contestants

The PIT
8:00 & 9:30 PM (Ladies Edition)
$5

Posted by The Apiary at February 13, 2006 12:34 PM

Comments

I want to go out on a limb and discover who I am as a comic.
Where can I go take risks on stage?
I loved the article in the times and I want to be where this sort of stuff is at.
Preston

Posted by: preston simpson at February 17, 2006 12:43 AM

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