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December 22, 2005

New York Struggles to Cling to Life

Crippled by blistered feet and runny noses, New Yorkers everywhere struggle to cling to life as the havoc wreaked by the Transit Strike of 2005 continues to plunge like an insatiable, metaphoric wang into the orfiices that represent our very souls.

Wait... The Apiary has just received breaking news...

The Transit Strike of 2005 is over.

This is a Christmas miracle!

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Posted by The Apiary at December 22, 2005 4:06 PM

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