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August 22, 2005
Amidst Peals of Delight from Bloodthirsty Audience, Sara Schaefer Totally Fucks Up Copy Machine; Related: Sara Schaefer Presumed Dead
Last Friday at Sara Schaefer is Obsessed With You, the much hyped day of reckoning had come for an innocent copy machine. It dutifully reproduced documents for over two decades to the best of its ability, and this is how it ends. As humans, we live as if there will always be a tomorrow, but this copy machine has shown us that nothing is guaranteed in life because one day, the copy machine worked, and the next day, it never turned on again.
And so it was, the poor ditto machine was metaphorically taken to the pasture like a lame dog and literally shattered with a sledge hammer into a myriad of jagged pieces like a collectible plate. Sara held a story-telling contest to grant first strike to the machine--Giulia Rozzi won the rights with an office tale about opening mail.
In related news, this show marked the season finale of S.S.I.O.W.Y. and it ENDED WITH A BANG. Sara's character was critically wounded by a gunshot fired from a mustachioed man played by Dan McCoy. In a HILARIOUS DEATH SCENE, Sara clung to life and sputtered out ridiculous facts as her office mates pleaded with her to hold on. Quite a cliffhanger! The show resumes again in late September.
In reality news, it was revealed during the interview portion of the show that comic-actor Brian Huskey and Sara Schaefer are getting married in October. Not to each other though.
Posted by The Apiary at August 22, 2005 11:46 AM
Comments
God knows how Sara's gonna get out of this one!
Posted by: DanMc at August 23, 2005 3:24 PM